Puckdropper
What? Really? I get cell phone signal here?
Thu Jun 03, 2021 5:00pm
73.51.27.215

Cool!

*checks email*

Hm, no new messages.

Erik: Hey, me too!
*Releases new version of COBOL Roguelike*

911 Operator: Wait, did you guys have an actual emergency?
*Puckdropper checks email again, nothing.*
Retna: Is that hairball growing?

    • *The call is coming from inside the house!! (nm) - 911 Operator, Wed Jun 02 2021 10:12am
      • What? Really? I get cell phone signal here?- Puckdropper, Thu Jun 03 2021 5:00pm
        • Muhahahaha - Ever Growing Hairball, Fri Aug 06 2021 11:58am
          With every passing day without vacuuming I grow larger and stronger! Soon I will engulf the whole planet in my fuzzy dander filled fibers!!! I AM UNSTOPPABLE! I AM INEVITABLE!
          • Ugh, fine. Let me get the vacuum. - Puckdropper, Wed Aug 25 2021 5:49pm
            Crowd: Suck! Suck! Suck! Retna: Wait Puck, the crowd can't say that. It's a direct rip off of SpaceBalls.
            • That's right they can't! This whole production is shut down! - Mel Brook's Lawyer, Sat Aug 28 2021 11:58pm
              *Puckdropper stop's vacuuming* *Hairball starts to grow again after almost being completely vacuumed up* Hairball: Ha-ha! I am free to grow again! As a warning I will show you the strength of my true power! *Jumps down the throat of random crowd member* Crowd member: *gasp* ugh-ah... what's...... more
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