911 Operator
*The call is coming from inside the house!! (nm)
Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:12am
911


    • Ew, Retna, Gross! - Puckdropper, Sat May 29 2021 5:18am
      (Actually I noticed the IP address. 127.0.0.1, who could that be?)
      • *The call is coming from inside the house!! (nm)- 911 Operator, Wed Jun 02 2021 10:12am
        • What? Really? I get cell phone signal here? - Puckdropper, Thu Jun 03 2021 5:00pm
          Cool! *checks email* Hm, no new messages. Erik: Hey, me too! *Releases new version of COBOL Roguelike* 911 Operator: Wait, did you guys have an actual emergency? *Puckdropper checks email again, nothing.* Retna: Is that hairball growing?
          • Muhahahaha - Ever Growing Hairball, Fri Aug 06 2021 11:58am
            With every passing day without vacuuming I grow larger and stronger! Soon I will engulf the whole planet in my fuzzy dander filled fibers!!! I AM UNSTOPPABLE! I AM INEVITABLE!
            • Ugh, fine. Let me get the vacuum. - Puckdropper, Wed Aug 25 2021 5:49pm
              Crowd: Suck! Suck! Suck! Retna: Wait Puck, the crowd can't say that. It's a direct rip off of SpaceBalls.
              • That's right they can't! This whole production is shut down! - Mel Brook's Lawyer, Sat Aug 28 2021 11:58pm
                *Puckdropper stop's vacuuming* *Hairball starts to grow again after almost being completely vacuumed up* Hairball: Ha-ha! I am free to grow again! As a warning I will show you the strength of my true power! *Jumps down the throat of random crowd member* Crowd member: *gasp* ugh-ah... what's...... more
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