Hm, no new messages.
Erik: Hey, me too!
*Releases new version of COBOL Roguelike*
911 Operator: Wait, did you guys have an actual emergency?
*Puckdropper checks email again, nothing.*
Retna: Is that hairball growing?
Muhahahaha - Ever Growing Hairball,Fri Aug 06 2021 11:58am
With every passing day without vacuuming I grow larger and stronger! Soon I will engulf the whole planet in my fuzzy dander filled fibers!!!
I AM UNSTOPPABLE! I AM INEVITABLE!
*Puckdropper stop's vacuuming*
*Hairball starts to grow again after almost being completely vacuumed up*
Hairball: Ha-ha! I am free to grow again! As a warning I will show you the strength of my true power!
*Jumps down the throat of random crowd member*
Crowd member: *gasp* ugh-ah... what's...... more